Mr. Cellophane

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Friday, April 10, 2009

Review haikus.

I've been working on this for a while. Maybe I'll do this more often, maybe not:


Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Stuck in Die Hard sitch
It's harmless and amusing
Haters, go to hell

Taken
Neeson kicking ass
Not as fun as expected
Still an awesome time

Push
Jailbait Dakota
Evans as cool as ever
Comic booky fun

The International
Bank's shady dealings
Guggenheim shootout was cool
Pretty good thriller

Coraline
Young girl in strange world
In dazzling stop-motion
So far, the year's best

Fanboys
Star Wars fans on quest
In long-delayed comedy
Dumb but quite funny

Watchmen
Long but engaging
A balls-out adaptation
Better than Dark Knight

The Last House on the Left
Parents battle thugs
Revenge is unglamorized
Not for every taste

Duplicity
Clive and Julia
The twisty plot entertains
Good fun to be had

Monsters vs. Aliens
Like the title says
Exciting and amusing
Kicks butt in 3-D

12 Rounds
Cena saves the day
Another guilty pleasure
From madman Harlin

The Pink Panther 2
More clowning around
Script is too short on real laughs
Cast deserved better

Adventureland
Coming-of-age tale
Decent mix of laughs and heart
Trailers sell it short

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