A few days ago, I got curious about an old AV Club Q&A column, "The Worst Foods We Love".

The search function at the site was uncooperative, never mind that it's a three-year-old article. Thankfully, Google was more forthright...allowing me to locate it through another article that linked to it.

Despite the caloric nightmares posited in the comments, I could think of very few dishes I wouldn't eat. Ah, the stuff you'll put yourself through when you're hungry.