Now, I love crab rangoon. I love pizza. An episode of "Food Paradise" mentioned a restaurant in Iowa that serves Crab Rangoon Pizza. Iowa is super-far away and, as I've mentioned before, I'm a cheap-ass, so I can't just hop a flight to Iowa just for a pizza.

Thankfully, I seem to not be the only person who's seen that "Food Paradise" and can't afford to go to Iowa, as there are a number of recipes online for Crab Rangoon Pizza.

A little work-intensive, but I think it might be worth it:

Tickets to Iowa are how much?