Empty-V Mewvie Awords - my way.

It's taken me a while, but here is my ballot for the MTV Movie Awards: (Note: only movies I've seen are represented here. Also, my own picks are listed in bold.)

best on-screen duo:
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, Baby Mama
Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway, Get Smart
John Cho and Kal Penn, Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Seth Rogen and James Franco, Pineapple Express
Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott, Role Models

best action sequence:
the Guggenheim shootout, The International
the fight on the bridge, Kung Fu Panda
the bicycle chase, Transporter 3
"I'm a lead farmer...!", Tropic Thunder
Wesley's revenge, Wanted

best comedic performance:
Robert Downey, Jr., Tropic Thunder
Anna Faris, The House Bunny
James Franco, Pineapple Express
James Marsden, Sex Drive
Brad Pitt, Burn After Reading

best villain:
Cate Blanchett, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Samuel L. Jackson, The Spirit
Robert Knepper, Transporter 3
Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Tim Roth, The Incredible Hulk

best breakthrough performance - male:
Clark Duke, Sex Drive
Brandon T. Jackson, Tropic Thunder
John Krasinski, Leatherheads
Paulie Litt, Speed Racer
Bobb'e J. Thompson, Role Models

best breakthrough performance - female:
Melonie Diaz, Nothing Like the Holidays
Ari Graynor, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
Olga Kurylenko, Quantum of Solace
Alison Pill, Milk
Natalya Rudakova, Transporter 3

best dance sequence:
Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway, Get Smart
Les Grossman busts a move, Tropic Thunder
"Define 'dancing'.", WALL-E

best female performance:
Elizabeth Banks, Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Kat Dennings, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Anna Faris, The House Bunny
Gwyneth Paltrow, Iron Man
Elizabeth Pena, Nothing Like the Holidays

best male performance:
Daniel Craig, Quantum of Solace
Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Liam Neeson, Taken
Ron Perlman, Hellboy II: the Golden Army
Sean Penn, Milk

best fight:
Will Smith vs. Charlize Theron, Hancock
Hulk vs. Abomination, The Incredible Hulk
Po vs. Tai Lung, Kung Fu Panda
Jet Li vs. Michelle Yeoh, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Gabriel Macht vs. Samuel L. Jackson, The Spirit

best kiss:
George Clooney and Renee Zellweger, Leatherheads
Sean Penn and James Franco, Milk
Michael Cera and Kat Dennings, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
James McAvoy and Angelina Jolie, Wanted
Jim Carrey and Heidi Herschbach, Yes Man

best movie:
Bolt
Iron Man
Milk
Tropic Thunder
WALL-E

As for "most desirable female"...why not just put the ladies of The Spirit in the category and call it a day?