Greetings.

No, I'm not dead, but with the way I've let this blog stagnate, who could blame you?

Now, I almost never do this, because (as I'm sure I've mentioned before) I don't like putting pressure on myself to get things done. However, here are some of the posts I'm working on:

- My own ballot for the MTV Movie Awards. Sure, the real ones have come and gone, but the nominees were something of a joke. I mean, did Twilight really need a nomination in every category?

- A long-winded post on what I love about movies and, in particular, the moviegoing experience. Having seen the likes of Star Trek, Up and The Brothers Bloom, I should be more inspired than ever.

- A review of one of the most prized CDs in my collection: a compilation of Kevin Manthei's superb "Invader Zim" music.

- A list of little things I've noticed about cartoons of today.

- In the spirit of my evisceration of that Heartbreak Kid remake, I shall take another cinematic piece of shit - that I have no intention of seeing - apart. (Hint: it's not Drag Me to Hell, though if I'm asked politely, I'll post something.)

- My favorite live-action gags in cartoons.

In a while.