Having a TIFF.

As an extra effort to punish myself (and, by extension, you all), I have been purusing the website for the Toronto International Film Festival and checking out which movies I would go to if the money was there.

September 9th
Hope - 6:30p - TIFF Bell Lightbox

September 11th
Le Faux Soir - 2:45p - TIFF Bell Lightbox
Girl Group - 5:30p - Roy Thomson Hall
Everybody Wants to F*ck Me - 9:30p - VISA Screening Room at the Princess of Wales

September 12th
Purgatory - 3:20p - Scotiabank Theatre
The Surgeon - 8:30p - Royal Alexandra Theatre

September 13th
Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother - 11:15a - TIFF Bell Lightbox
Evil Genius - 2:00p - Scotiabank Theatre
Back in Black - 5:45p - Scotiabank Theatre 
Vintage Violence - 9:15p - Scotiabank Theatre

September 14th 
In Waves - 11:15a - TIFF Bell Lightbox
A Talent for Murder - 1:30p - Roy Thomson Hall
Iron Boy - 3:35p - Scotiabank Theatre
Alpha Gang - 5:30p - Scotiabank Theatre
Strangers on a Train - 10:00p - Cinema Park at David Pecaut Theatre

September 15th
The Unknown - 3:15p - TIFF Bell Lightbox
The Surgeon - 9:20p - Scotiabank Theatre

September 16th
Once Upon a Time in Harlem - 10:00a - TIFF Bell Lightbox
The Only Living Pickpocket in New York - 5:30p - Roy Thomson Hall 
Alice: Pioneer of Cinema - 9:35p - Scotiabank Theatre

September 17th
Light Pillar - 3:30p - Scotiabank Theatre
Ten Dark Women - 5:30p - TIFF Bell Lightbox
Crystal Lake - 9:30p - Scotiabank Theatre

September 18th
Tangles - 12:15p - Scotiabank Theatre
Arrested Memory - 3:30p - Scotiabank Theatre
I Play Rocky - 5:45p - TIFF Bell Lightbox
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - 10:00p - Cinema Park at David Pecaut Theatre

September 19th
Julian - 12:30p - Scotiabank Theatre
Muyi - 3:30p - Scotiabank Theatre
Half - 6:15p - Scotiabank Theatre
God Bless You, Mr. Kopu - 9:40p - Scotiabank Theatre

September 20th
Wild Horse Nine - 10:15a - Scotiabank Theatre
Rogue Trooper - 1:15p - Scotiabank Theatre
Ancestors - 3:45p - Scotiabank Theatre
Carrie - 7:00p - Scotiabank Theatre

Someday, a crazy schedule like this will be a reality. I promise.