"More than tickles the funny bone."

I couldn't care less for next summer's Transformers movie. Never got into the cartoon, but it's just as well; the movie's only cursorily based on the series. It's being directed by Michael Bay, in case your mind wasn't completely made up about it.

Even so, there's a contest to write a piece of dialogue to be put in the film, and people are talking about it at Ain't It Cool News. You all know what that means...

You've gotta check this out!