Ajax was right.

From the first episode of "Duckman" entitled, "I, Duckman", the following exchange occured:

Ajax: "I had a thought."
Charles: "Did it hurt?"
Mambo: "First one's always the most painful."
Ajax: "Is it possible to love a sandwich so much, you don't want to eat it, because then it would be gone?"

I mention this because of the Turkey Bacon Guacamole sub I had today at Quiznos. It was close to perfect: the flavor, the way the ingredients were packed into the bread, yet they looked as if they would fall out of it at any moment (kind of like a well-endowed woman in a too-small halter top; you want to embrace it, but the consequences cross your mind all too quickly...but I'm getting off the subject). If you're ever in Quiznos, I highly recommend it.