Mr. Cellophane

In a location adjacent to a place in a city of some significance, what comes out of my head is plastered on the walls of this blog.

Thursday, May 05, 2011

The other awards show on the Jersey Shore network.

Because the actual nominations for this year's MTV Movie Awards are so goddamned stupid (A nomination for the Grown Ups line, "I wanna get chocolate wasted!"?! Really?!), here's my annual ballot.

best on-screen duo:
Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis, Hall Pass
Asthon Kutcher and Katherine Heigl, Killers
Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, The Other Guys
Nicolas Cage and Jay Baruchel, The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Denzel Washington and Chris Pine, Unstoppable

best action sequence:
flying the tank, The A-Team
storming the compound, Kick-Ass
"Outstanding.", The Losers
attack on the lake, Piranha 3D
escaping Fenway Park, The Town

best comedic performance:
Jemaine Clement, Dinner for Schmucks
Sharlto Copley, The A-Team
Rob Corddry, Hot Tub Time Machine
Kieran Culkin, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Will Ferrell, Megamind

best villain:
Ned Beatty, Toy Story 3
Walt Dohrn, Shrek Forever After
Danny Huston, The Warrior's Way
Mickey Rourke, Iron Man 2
Jason Schwartzman, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

best breakthrough performance - male:
Jay Chou, The Green Hornet
Andrew Garfield, The Social Network
Armie Hammer, The Social Network
Oscar Jaeneda, The Losers
Aaron Johnson, Kick-Ass

best breakthrough performance - female:
Rooney Mara, The Social Network
Chloe Moretz, Kick-Ass
Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit
Mia Wasikowska, Alice in Wonderland
Ellen Wong, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

best dance sequence:
the Futterwacken, Alice in Wonderland
Nina does Swan Lake, Black Swan
the knife tango, The Warrior's Way

best female performance:
Helena Bonham Carter, Alice in Wonderland
Chloe Moretz, Kick-Ass
Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit
Emma Stone, Easy A

best male performance:
Jeff Bridges, True Grit
Jim Carrey, I Love You, Phillip Morris
Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
Colin Firth, The King's Speech
Harrison Ford, Morning Glory

best fight:
Sylvester Stallone vs. Steve Austin, The Expendables
Robert Downey Jr. vs. Don Cheadle, Iron Man 2
Jeffrey Dean Morgan vs. Zoe Saldana, The Losers
Danny Trejo vs. Steven Seagal, Machete
Michael Cera vs. Jason Schwartzman, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

best kiss:
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, Black Swan
Zac Efron and Amanda Crew, Charlie St. Cloud
Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried, Chloe
Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ellen Page, Inception
Michael Cera and Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

best movie:
Black Swan
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
The Social Network
Toy Story 3



Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home