Some kind of Green-themed pun.

Okay, just once, once can we (the collective, internet 'we') all turn on a movie that deserves to be persecuted, villified, crucified and spat upon, 'cause Green Lantern was not that movie.

Riddled with problems? Yes. (What was up with the helicopter/Hot Wheels track?) Unwatchable? Not even. The bar was set pretty high by Thor and X-Men: First Class, and though it fell short, I liked it.

Prior to seeing this, I'd heard about the comic take on the character that Warner Bros. pursued some years ago that would've seen Jack Black in the role. I read the script last night, but judge for yourself. As far as I'm concerned, anyone who thinks that this version would've been better needs to lay off the airplane glue.