This is not a manifesto. I swear.

Have you ever wanted to cry so much, but the tears just wouldn't come out?

Have you ever wanted to make friends, but you have a job that has conditioned you to hate people?

Have you ever wanted to travel the world and be free, but you're weighed down by debts that have you living paycheck to paycheck?

Have you ever wanted to kill yourself, but you were such a pussy about pain that you can never bring yourself to go through with it?

Have you ever wanted to inflict punishment on someone, but didn't because - despite their incredible ignorance - you'd be considered the bad guy?

Have you ever wanted so desperately to change your life, only to back away once you think of the fallout such changes would cause?

Have you ever had so much to say, but kept your mouth shut since you know that no one would listen anyway?

No? Yeah, me neither.