Mr. Cellophane

In a location adjacent to a place in a city of some significance, what comes out of my head is plastered on the walls of this blog.

Sunday, April 12, 2015

In time for the real show.

Given the raging nostalgia boner in current pop culture, I'm surprised that they haven't done movie recreations featuring the casts of 90s sitcoms. It'd get me to watch the show again. Anyway...

best on-screen duo:
Mark Ruffalo and Keira Knightley, Begin Again
Rocket Raccoon and Groot, Guardians of the Galaxy
Seth Rogen and James Franco, The Interview
Damon Wayans Jr. and Jake Johnson, Let's Be Cops
Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, 22 Jump Street

best action sequence:
the elevator fight, Captain America: the Winter Soldier
fighting the Alphas, Edge of Tomorrow
the jailbreak, Guardians of the Galaxy
storming the nightclub, John Wick
the car chase, The Raid: Bernadal

best villain:
Mel Gibson, The Expendables 3
Eva Green, Sin City: a Dame to Kill For
Samuel L. Jackson, Kingsman: the Secret Service
Toby Kebbell, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Liam Neeson, A Million Ways to Die in the West

best breakthrough performance - male:
Rohan Chand, Bad Words
Taron Egerton, Kingsman: the Secret Service
Jaeden Lieberher, St. Vincent
Randall Park, The Interview
Tony Revolori, The Grand Budapest Hotel

best breakthrough performance - female:
Diana Bang, The Interview
Sofia Black-D'Elia, Project Almanac
Hong Chau, Inherent Vice
Charlotte Le Bon, The Hundred-Foot Journey
Katherine Waterston, Inherent Vice

best male performance:
Chadwick Boseman, Get On Up
Ralph Fiennes, The Grand Budapest Hotel
Michael Keaton, Birdman
Bill Murray, St. Vincent
Joaquin Phoenix, Inherent Vice

best female performance:
Amy Adams, Big Eyes
Scarlett Johansson, Lucy
Angelina Jolie, Maleficent
Melissa McCarthy, St. Vincent
Shailene Woodley, The Fault in Our Stars

best fight:
Colin Firth vs. the parishioners, Kingsman: the Secret Service
Uko Iwais vs. the prisoners, The Raid: Bernadal
the passengers vs. the soldiers, Snowpiercer
Jonah Hill vs. Jillian Bell, 22 Jump Street
the X-Men vs. the Sentinels, X-Men: Days of Future Past

best kiss:
Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone, The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Edward Norton and Emma Stone, Birdman
Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson, Captain America: the Winter Soldier
Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort, The Fault in Our Stars
Will Smith and Margot Robbie, Focus

best movie:
Captain America: the Winter Soldier
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Guardians of the Galaxy

You may or may not notice that 'best comedic performance' is missing. I don't know. Nothing really stood out in the movies I've seen. That's the way it is.



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