"God help those who get caught in the tourist trap(s)."

Okay, where was this article three months ago? Don't get me wrong; I'd love to go back to Hollywood as a potential employee, but, as a first-time visitor, I wasn't nearly as impressed as I should've been.

And though I've never seen it, maybe I'll take their word on the Alamo. It doesn't even have a basement, for crying out loud!