I had an accident.

They teach you everything in driving school except how to deal with a mistake...no, wait, they teach that.

In all seriousness, I scraped against this woman's car in one of my rare, not-paying-attention-to-the-road moments. I called the police and the woman and I exchanged information, a huge load developing in my briefs. There is so much to worry about: will the woman be all right, how much will I have to pay in fines and insurance premiums, is jail an option for my punishment (and I'm still naive enough to believe that it isn't for a first - and minor - offense)?

Pray for me.