"Not to be confused with Malcolm Hexed."

Given the unanimously negative reviews I've been reading, I feel like I have to see Jonah Hex, just to see how bad it could possibly be. I've a feeling that it's much ado about little. Then again, this is the opinion of a guy who feels that there's half of a really good movie in Wild Wild West (which this has been compared to; President Grant figures into the plot of both films, making him one of the more unlucky former Commanders-in-Chief, I must say). Ultimately, it can't be as bad as the worst movies I've ever seen.

Still, I have to know: in the banners for the film, why the hell is John Malkovich holding a Dragonball? Tell me one's curiosity isn't piqued at that.

P.S. Incidentally, I'm watching (or, at least, have on in the background) The Master of Disguise, another movie that got gutted to a slapdash 80-minute running time.

P.P.S. BTW, does anyone else remember the subject line from the previews of the 1993 comedy Hexed? Never seen it, but it sure looked not-terrible.

P.P.P.S. Apparently, one of the film's producers is Joey 'How you doin'?' Tribbiani himself, Matt LeBlanc. Those "Friends" residual checks must be pretty hefty for him to waste money in this manner.