What do you want to do with your life?

Leave it to a BuzzFeed article to show me the way:

27 Simple Ways to Get Your Shit Together

There's an interesting confluence between this article and the impending re-emergence of "Project Greenlight". I have a month to shoot a 3-minute video and submit it by August.

Also, I have to have a Facebook account. That "South Park" episode notwithstanding, if a Facebook page is really all that stands between me and not stagnating in a life I hate with the passion of a thousand suns, so be it.