My old router died and a (thankfully concluded) family situation precluded any opportunity to fix it. It's not entirely solved; this post is being created at a library.

Still, I hope it's fixed soon. Between Friday's Eat Like You're High (for People Who Don't Get High) Day*, Saturday's Marvel Quiz and Sunday's birthday, I'd hate for a storm cloud like this to piss all over my parade.

* - A holiday I just made up and may God help you if you steal this idea without giving me due credit.