MTV Movie Awards ballot '13.

So, the MTV Movie Awards were last night. Not in June. Not in May. Last night. I don't get it, either. Didn't watch; I just didn't feel like it. I heard that Julie Powers Kanye'd Ron Burgundy, but I know nothing of what happened, or who won. Still, as ever, here is my ballot, based on movies that I saw. Yes, my tastes are quite eclectic. Winners are in bold.

best on-screen duo:
Jamie Foxx and Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained
Karl Urban and Olivia Thirlby, Dredd
Will Smith and Josh Brolin, Men in Black 3
Mark Wahlberg and Ted, Ted
Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, 21 Jump Street

best action sequence:
the Helicarrier battle, The Avengers
protecting Sommerton Junction, The Last Stand
battle at the Pink Blossom, The Man with the Iron Fists
the 7th floor massacre, The Raid: Redemption
from a motorcycle to a train, Skyfall

best comedic performance:
Sacha Baron Cohen, The Dictator
Johnny Depp, Dark Shadows
Will Ferrell, The Campaign
Zach Galifianakis, The Campaign
Sam Rockwell, Seven Psychopaths

best villain:
Javier Bardem, Skyfall
Tom Hardy, The Dark Knight Rises
Tom Hiddleston, The Avengers
Guy Pearce, Lawless
Jean-Claude Van Damme, The Expendables 2

best breakthrough performance - male:
Dane Dehaan, Lawless
Jared Gilman, Moonrise Kingdom
Scoot McNairy, Argo
Ezra Miller, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Benjamin Walker, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

best breakthrough performance - female:
Catherine Chan, Safe
Kara Hayward, Moonrise Kingdom
Bella Heathcote, Dark Shadows
Victoria Justice, Fun Size
Zoe Kazan, Ruby Sparks

best male performance:
Daniel Craig, Skyfall
Logan Lerman, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Brad Pitt, Killing Them Softly
Karl Urban, Dredd
Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained

best female performance:
Jessica Chastain, Lawless
Anne Hathaway, The Dark Knight Rises
Helen Mirren, Hitchcock
Emma Stone, The Amazing Spider-Man
Emma Watson, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

best fight:
Robert Downey, Jr. vs Chris Hemsworth, The Avengers
Logan Lerman vs. the bullies, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Iko Uwais and Doni Alamsyah vs. Yayan Ruhian, The Raid: Redemption
Mark Wahlberg vs. Ted, Ted
Colin Farrell vs. Kate Beckinsale, Total Recall

best kiss:
Benjamin Walker and Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone, The Amazing Spider-Man
Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone, Gangster Squad
Logan Lerman and Emma Watson, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Paul Dano and Zoe Kazan, Ruby Sparks

best movie:
The Avengers
Django Unchained
Lawless
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Skyfall