From the "Old people...oy!" files: while on my lunch, I head for the magazine rack. There's an old guy there already. All I wanted was to confirm something for a future post. He picks up a magazine with a big-bottomed black chick on the cover. (Didn't catch the title, but I'm pretty sure the genre was hip-hop, not porno.) He waves it at me, believing me to be interested. My preference for white chicks notwithstanding, what kind of gesture is that for someone to make to a stranger...in public?

He probably thinks I'm a fruit. Doesn't matter. In five years, I'll have a woman I want and he'll be worm food.