Mr. Cellophane

In a location adjacent to a place in a city of some significance, what comes out of my head is plastered on the walls of this blog.

Thursday, July 31, 2025

Hitting a wrong note.

Okay, I’ve needed a few days to roll this around in my mind and responding at the board the post originated from isn’t gonna do anything because it’s the kind of board that doesn’t kick posts back to the top just because you post a response to something.

Apparently, using music that doesn’t belong to you on a film music podcast is a good way to get sued. There are rare exceptions like the awesome The Goldsmith Odyssey but really, is this true? I’ve been planning for the last year or so to do my own film music podcast about my favorite scores and other aspects of film music that interest me. How and why is this even an issue? I mean, whatever happened to Fair Use?

I really need the clips of film music in my episodes. If people aren’t allowed to hear the music that the podcast host(s) are talking about, the hosts just come off as fucking crazy people. And Lord knows there are way too many raisin cakes like that in all other aspects of life (mild sidebar: sad as it is for me to admit, there are quite a few unironic “What about White History Month?!” jagoffs at the Film Score Monthly message boards right now and here’s hoping that the impending new site can weed them out).

Maybe, I can get a proper consensus from a more populous film music community about this. I have so much to say about the music I love, so you can bet your ass I will find some kind of workaround.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2025

Witty Comic-Con title.

Let's stop screwing around and get to it, shall we?

Thursday

11th Annual Musical Anatomy of a Superhero and Other Heroes | Indigo Ballroom, Hilton San Diego Bayfront | 10:00a - Every year, I extoll the potential joys and virtues of going to an honest-to-God panel of composers and nerding out with fellow film music fans, but though I recognize most of the names spotlighted here, I'm still getting the biggest "They took the idols and smashed them! And who do we got now? Some nobodies!" sensation. Maybe, it's time for something different to kick off Comic-Con.

Great Cartoonists and Comedians We Have Known | Room 9 | 10:00a - Apparently, Leonard Maltin and Mark Evanier will be regaling an audience with stories of the incredible talent they've met. This sounds way more fulfilling than getting a composer to explain why a tone-deaf executive didn't want any hummable themes in their scores.

Rhapsody PR’s 17th Annual Behind-the-Music Panel: Supersonic | Room 29CD | 11:30a - Pretty much all the stuff I said above, but what the fuck else am I gonna do with this time? Talk to people?!

2nd Annual From Script to Screen: Behind the Camera of Film and TV | Room 7AB | 12:00p - Even more composers here, but other creatives are here as well, going into the parts that make up our favorite movies.

Weird Al-Gorithim Live: 40 Years of "Dare to Be Stupid" | Neil Morgan Auditorium, San Diego Central Library | 12:00p - A podcast does a deep dive on the Weird Al album. Mad love for the title track and there are some solid bangers supporting it ("Like a Surgeon", "One More Minute", "This is the Life").

Malcolm and Friends | Room 6A | 12:30p - Not sure what kind of pull the guy from "Timeless" has to swing a panel like this, but I hope I get it someday.

2nd Annual Fan Favorites: Behind the Scenes of Popular Film and TV Shows | Room 7AB | 1:00p - Another panel of various creatives bringing projects to life.

Hallmark Hallstars | Indigo Ballroom, Hilton San Diego Bayfront | 1:45p - Okay, now I've seen everything. A bevy of Hallmark movie stars talking up their future projects. Didn't see this coming.

Nightmare Notes | Room 29AB | 2:00p - Animation writers have dealt with a number of idiotic network notes and some of them are gonna share. Given that some of them worked in the 1980s, they definitely have some doozies.

1985: Greatest Geek Year III | Room 5AB | 3:00p - Having done a cram session of roughly 25 scores in two days for FSM‘s forthcoming Retro FSMies - 1985 article, I feel I’m uniquely qualified to attend this panel.

The Blerd Panel | Room 7AB | 4:00p - I am Blerd, hear me roar. There have got to be all kinds of different experiences I could hear about here.

CBR's Magnificent Trivia and Hijinx Gauntlet | Grand 10 and 11, Marriott Marquis San Diego Marina | 4:00p - Because I couldn't possibly resist a fake game show setting at a convention.

The Choice Behind the Voice | Room 23ABC | 7:00p - Voice actors go into how they came up with the voices for their characters. Sounds fascinating.

The 28th Annual Superhero Kung Fu Extravaganza | Room 6A | 8:00p - An assemblage of guests, clips, previews and, no doubt, the words "Holy shit!" exclaimed repeatedly and excitedly.

Friday

The Black Panel | Room 5AB | 10:00a - What once felt like an obligation may have turned very necessary. I consider myself reasonably talented, but how do I break in when the industry seems more and more calculated to keep me out?

Star Wars and More Movie Memories | Room 7AB | 12:00p - Not that familiar with Craig Miller, but there's no doubt that a man who marketed movies and wrote for cartoon shows has stories worth listening to. 

You’re Still Wrong, Leonard Maltin | Room 23ABC | 4:00p - If nothing else, the legendary critic is a good sport for being so willing to admit when he (and his team) badly misjudged a movie.

WTF Did I Just Watch? 25 Years of Titmouse's Craziest Animation Moments | Room 5AB | 7:30p - I've been a fan of Titmouse as far back as the cruelly underrated "Downtown". Wonderful that they've managed to stay in the game for so long. Their most recent project is "Kiff", quite the turnaround from the hallucination scenes of Beavis and Butt-Head Do America.

Ghostface’s Killer Trivia | Room 25ABC | 9:00p - There's something perverse about a trivia panel hosted by the voice of Ghostface, but, come on, you'd want to go, too.

Saturday

Coyote v. Acme | Hall H | 10:00a - Well, it’s finally happening. The outfit that bought and released The Day the Earth Blew Up managed to get their hands on this and, next year, it will be bloody happening in theaters. Fuck you with fifty rusty bayonets all at the same time, David Zaslav. Fuck you very much.

Real Stories, Real People: Why Representation in Film Matters | Indigo Ballroom, Hilton San Diego Bayfront | 10:00a - I'm working on quite a few scripts featuring POC leads, so it never hurts to have a support system to reassure you why this is a good idea.

DreamWorks Animation's The Bad Guys 2 | Hall H | 11:15a - A promising trailer + an uproarious short film before Dog Man = consider me hyped.

In Sync: Directors and Composers | Room 10 | 12:30p - Pretty much the same song, but it's all women here. Maybe, I should just walk away.

Cartoon Voices 1 | Room 6BCF | 1:00p - It's always fun to hear voice actors tear their way through a pre-existing script.

Moderated by Matt: the Art of Editing | Omni San Diego Hotel, Omni Grand Ballroom DE, 4th Floor | 1:00p - I think I need to know the ins and outs of editing if I'm to make it in the business.

What is the Best Superpower? | Room 25ABC | 4:00p - Because I will never be able to say it enough: shapeshifting.

Dread the Hall H: (Fictional) Comic Convention Horror Stories | Room 23ABC | 5:00p - Some 12 years ago brought the underrated comic "Fanboys vs. Zombies". Presumably more based in reality is this. I imagine that real life ordeals can yield fun stories.

Spider-Man: the Animated Series 30th Anniversary | Room 5AB | 5:30p - If only for the underscoring, I should do a re-watch of this show, but the writing should make it a neat revisit, as well.

MeTV's Svengoolie and the Sven Squad Make Their Comic-Con Debut! | Room 7AB | 7:30p - It's just not Saturday night without "The Three Stooges"* and "Svengoolie". (*Note: that’s Larry, Curly, Moe, Shemp and sometimes Joe, not the Sven Squad.)

The Animation Showrunner | Room 5AB | 7:30p - What goes into putting an animated cartoon series together? These folks know pretty well, I wager.

Sunday

Cartoon Voices II | Room 6A | 11:45a - Because I can never resist one of these panels...or two, as the case may be. We're being spoiled here.

Andreas Deja: 30 Years of Disney Villains | Room 6BCF | 1:00p - It was a behind the scenes special on Beauty and the Beast that I first heard his name. He was the lead animator for Gaston and he would go on to perform the same function for Jafar on Aladdin and Scar on The Lion King. Not a bad run.

An Afternoon with George Takei | Room 6A | 1:30p - A life like his is no doubt loaded with fascinating stories. I should look into getting his graphic novel.

From Indies to Blockbusters: The Power of Equity in Storytelling | Room 6DE | 1:45p - A panel about the lives of a number of creatives and the importance of giving a leg up to those who need the opportunities they aren't always afforded.

Starship Smackdown XXXVI: The Ship Hits the Fan Celebrity Showrunner Edition | Room 6A | 2:45p - What seems to be "Family Feud", but with genre showrunners as the contestants. Sounds fun.

Where Do Ideas Come From? | Room 28DE | 3:00p - How to get past writers' block. Lord knows it's something I could use.

Lugosi and Karloff: The Twin Titans of Terror | Room 32AB | 4:00p - A look at their careers and the movies they made together. Not a bad way to end Comic-Con.

July 24th. Let's flipping go.

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Sunday, June 29, 2025

Lalo Schifrin (1932-2025)

It was 1991. It might’ve been August. I’m not exactly sure. The cable channel Encore specialized in movies from the 60s, 70s and 80s. It was on this channel that I discovered the 1977 thriller Rollercoaster; not something a 10-year-old should’ve been watching, perhaps, but hey there you go. However, the music - a weird sort of calliope-type melody appropriate for the amusement park setting(s) - got my attention. That music was composed by Lalo Schifrin, who passed away the other day.

A few years later, I happened upon a creepy lullaby-like melody. This was from The Amityville Horror. (Clearly, I would watch anything even if I shouldn’t have been.) The composer? Schifrin again. This guy had a way with getting to the heart of a movie.

His orchestrations were quite clever: whistling (Kelly's HeroesThe Big Brawl), cimbalom (Love and Bullets, Joe Kidd) and electronics (the synthesizer tones in the opening of Golden Needles when the title comes up, to represent the needles at the center of the story, will never not amaze me), for instance.

I still maintain that his creative peak was from roughly 1976 to 1982. So many great scores from that time period (St. Ives, Day of the Animals, Rollercoaster, Telefon, Return from Witch Mountain, The Manitou, The Cat from Outer Space, Love and Bullets, The Concorde: Airport ‘79, The Big Brawl, Caveman, Amityville II: the Possession) and need I even mention “Mission: Impossible”?

Vaya con Dios, Maestro. You shall be missed.



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Tuesday, June 10, 2025

The Passage (Michael J. Lewis)

 Cold Comfort
Another trip through The Passage
by
Tor Y. Harbin

"A bone-chilling manhunt that jolts every nerve."
- TV Spot for The Passage

If the ad copy for 1979's The Passage seemed a little hyperbolic, one could scarcely be blamed. The combination of an exciting premise, international movie stars and lush scenery couldn't help but promise entertainment. The task of bringing this all together fell to one man.

Given the many different kinds of movies he’s made over his four-decade movie career, you could argue that it would be difficult to put John Lee Thompson in a box. However, J. Lee (as he would professionally be known) was not one to back down from a challenge.

Thompson has written plays (starting at the age of nine as a hobby!), served as an actor and stagehand with the Nottingham Repertory Company and even served as a dialogue coach on Jamaica Inn working under no less than Alfred Hitchcock. Following a tour in World War II as a tailgunner and wireless operator, Thompson wrote scripts for Associated British before becoming a director with 1950's Murder Without Crime, adapting his own play for the screen.

A decade of films - most for Associated British - followed before his big international break with 1961's The Guns of Navarone. The box office hit led to a number of well-regarded films: the thriller Cape Fear, the historical adventures Taras Bulba and Kings of the Sun, the cult based horror Eye of the Devil and even a pair of comedies starring then-neighbor Shirley MacLaine (!) - What a Way to Go! and John Goldfarb, Please Come Home!.

In 1969, the sprawling Western Mackenna's Gold and the spy thriller The Chairman reunited him with Navarone/Cape Fear star Gregory Peck, though neither was as well-received. Into the 1970s, Thompson would be snatched up by What a Way... producer Arthur P. Jacobs to helm two sequels to his hit Planet of the Apes: Conquest of the Planet of the Apes and Battle for the Planet of the Apes. The Reincarnation of Peter Proud and a handful of made-for-TV movies followed before the first two (of ultimately several) collaborations between Thompson and movie star Charles Bronson: St. Ives and The White Buffalo. The decade would be topped off by a pair of scenic genre pieces: the drama The Greek Tycoon and the WWII-set thriller The Passage.

Adapted by Bruce Nicolaysen from his own 1977 novel, "Perilous Passage", the film told the story of a Basque farmer who, as requested by members of the French resistance, must escort a renowned scientist - whose research could turn the tide of the Second World War in the Germans’ favor - and his family across the Pyrenees Mountains to safety, staying well-ahead of a fanatically determined SS officer. However, the snowy climate proves just as treacherous as their pursuer and the scientist's wife has been ailing for some time and may not survive the journey.

The scenic locations were furnished by the Victorine Studios in Nice, France, as well as the actual Pyrenees mountains. Among the film's producers was Maurice Binder, whose title sequences for the James Bond series were legendary. (His own title sequence for The Passage - white type against the wintry opening scenes - was considerably more low-key.)

Anthony Quinn, fresh from the title role of the director's The Greek Tycoon, brought a nicely gruff attitude to The Basque (the character's actual name is never revealed). James Mason imbued scientist John Bergson with his usual dignity, matched by Patricia Neal (Hud) as his dear wife, Ariel. Kay Lenz, playing daughter Leah, had already made an impression earlier in the decade in American Graffiti and Clint Eastwood's Breezy, though her on-screen brother was considerably green. The son of The Sound of Music's Eleanor Parker, Paul Clemens made his film debut as Paul Bergson. Though he would be later known as a contributor to Famous Monsters of Filmland Magazine, he was a few years away from his most memorable role - the possessed hero of The Beast Within.

Perhaps it was Binder’s Bond connections (or just a strange coincidence) that led to a handful of series actors appearing in the film. French actor Michael Lonsdale played Renoudot with his best known role - Hugo Drax in Moonraker - to come later that year. (The French Connection’s Marcel Bozzuffi was his fellow Resistance member Perea.) Robert Brown played an oddly principled German major and, not long after, followed in the footsteps of Bernard Lee, playing M in the 1980s 007 series beginning with Octopussy. Christopher Lee - The Man With the Golden Gun himself - lent his considerable gravitas to the role of The Gypsy.

Much like Clemens, Robert Rhys would make his film debut as the son of a major character - the son of the Gypsy. However, this would be Rhys’s only feature film. Peter Arne (Straw Dogs, Victor/Victoria) made a late-film appearance as a guide recruited against his will by the Germans to scale the mountains. (Also, one can spot a young and uncredited Jim Broadbent - later of the Harry Potter series and Hot Fuzz, among many other credits - as a German guard assigned to watch over Leah.)

Though the biggest impression - for good and ill - would be made by Malcolm McDowell as pursuing SS officer Capt. Von Berkow. The role - sitting at a 180-degree remove from his sweet, timid H.G. Wells in the same year's Time After Time and deranged enough to make his breakthrough role, A Clockwork Orange's Alex DeLarge, look like an Eagle Scout - saw the actor going for broke, whether backflipping off of a rock after tossing a grenade at Bozzuffi or donning a chef's hat and smock to chop off Lonsdale's fingers. In a 1995 Starlog interview, McDowell stated, "We all knew real early on that the movie was not going to be any great work of art and so I was determined to have some fun with it. My attitude was that if I was gonna play a Nazi, I was gonna take it totally over the top and do it right. I ended up playing the character like a pantomime queen. What I was doing was so far out that James Mason turned to me one day and said, ‘That’s wonderful, dear boy, but are you in our film? You seem to be doing something different from the rest of us.’.” The impish grin on McDowell‘s face just before he has Lee's Gypsy set on fire is a perfect encapsulation of the actor’s approach to the role and the project. (For his part, Lee - much like Thompson, a World War II veteran - was upset with the scene where McDowell‘s Von Berkow whipped off his trousers to reveal a jock strap emblazoned with a swastika.)

Released by United Artists in the United States March 9, 1979, The Passage would not be a financial success, spending as little as one week in some theaters. With the surprising exception of The New York Times - which hailed the film as "very well done" containing "a general air of excitement, suspense and horror" - the critical response was not particularly favorable, with one major critic calling the film "trashy" and stating further "McDowell's campy performance must be seen to be disbelieved". Even some of the stars expressed doubt over the film's prospects, with Mason telling his on-screen daughter Lenz, "Mark my words. All films that are predominantly in thick snow are a flop at the box office. Somehow, they make an audience feel uncomfortably cold and damp."

In spite of its initial reception, The Passage has been appraised over the years as a solid, if unspectacular, thriller, helped by Michael Reed's (On Her Majesty's Secret Service) widescreen cinematography, the committed efforts of its cast and its music score.

Up to this point in his career as a journeyman director, Thompson worked with, arguably, some of the greatest film composers to ever practice the form: Dimitri Tiomkin, Bernard Herrmann, Franz Waxman, Elmer Bernstein, John Williams, Quincy Jones, John Addison, Leonard Rosenman, Henry Mancini, George Duning, Lalo Schifrin, John Barry and Jerry Goldsmith. Soon to be added to this illustrious roster was Michael J. Lewis.

Born in Aberystwyth, Wales in 1939, his education at the Guildhall School of Music and Drama led to a stage musical, "Please Sir", which garnered the attention of filmmaker Bryan Forbes, who hired Lewis for 1969's The Madwoman of Chaillot.

Whether the blues of 92 in the Shade, the wry Shakespearean mayhem of Theatre of Blood or the rafter-shaking thrills of The Medusa Touch, the Welshman's talent cannot be denied. His music for The Passage is similarly robust, buoyed by a charge-ahead main theme that represents the characters' drive to survive their perilous journey.

Track-by-track notes:

1. Into Action - Following an unscored prologue of the Resistance members requesting the Basque’s services, Lewis introduces his main theme on militaristic snare and boisterous brass over footage of the Pyrenees. At 0:41, strings take up the melody. 1:12 brings out a somewhat apprehensive-sounding B theme; much like the main melody, a horn introduction is soon followed by strings. The cue fades out over a train arriving at Toulouse…carrying the Basque.

2b. Hesitation - As Renoudot guides the Basque to the bordello sheltering the Bergson family, cautious strings and drum beats build steadily in the background, accentuating the nobility of this mission.

13. Bordello Time - A source cue for piano sampled as the SS swoops down on the bordello, forcing an early departure for the Bergsons.

2a. Preparation - The Basque and the Bergsons escape the bordello, the nobility motif following their moves. Xylophone joins in halfway through as one of the officers gets the drop on them, but the Basque knocks him out, quivering strings sounding a death knell as the officer is choked to death.

2c. Planning - Von Berkow has captured Renoudot. As the captain monologues about his familial line and his embrace of the Nazi order, a new melody arises. Backed by strings and supported by martial drums is a repeating five-note horn motif, almost threatening the listener, “Von Ber-kow is here.”

3a. Further Preparation - The Basque and the Bergsons have made it onto a train. Strings suggesting the Von Berkow motif play as an SS officer recognizes the professor. In the chaos, the emergency brake is pulled and the Basque disposes of another SS officer. Strings and drums play as the passengers frantically depart the train.

3b. Thoughts - Nazi officers spray the departing passengers with gunfire, hoping to nail the Bergsons. Resistance members return fire, making short work of the Germans and the train. An ensuing explosion knocks Paul unconscious. As the professor cries out for his son, more Nazi-march strings appear. The Basque begrudgingly helps the professor rescue the young man.

3c. Getting Ready - The Basque and the Bergsons hitch a ride with a gypsy caravan. Unfortunately, they are stopped by the SS. Strings and snare coil around as Von Berkow investigates the vehicle. Leah (introducing herself as Petra) tries to draw attention away from her father hiding inside. Her excuse that the man is sick manages to work on the Nazi…and even though he socks her for her trouble, he is quite taken by this beguiling young woman.

3d. Further Thoughts - After a bit of forced “lovemaking”, Von Berkow confronts “Petra” upon recognizing a ring on her finger, the same one he noticed in a photograph. He leaves her alone with a young guard to watch over her, cello grinding away with winds and xylophone playing a tense melody. The Basque, meanwhile, was held captive in another room, but he slips away and rescues the young woman, a sudden horn hit for the guard’s knock out.

4a. Awakenings - The Basque presents the Bergsons with the Pyrenees mountains they will need to traverse. Rather than play up the majesty of the mountains, Lewis introduces a flute-based love theme (more representative of familial love than of traditional romance) that is abruptly cut off in the film with the sudden cut to the captive gypsies.

4b. Pyrenean Prospect - As our heroes scale the mountain, Lewis cuts loose with his love theme, giving special attention to the strings, harp and recorder. (The last 50 seconds are not heard in the film.)

4c. Trouble Ahead - With four soldiers and an unwilling French guide from the village, Von Berkow follows the family up the mountain, the music a trudging rendition of the opening credits, as if the players themselves were struggling to make their way through the snow.

5. Apassionata - Ariel Bergson realizes the end is near and that, in her weakened condition, she would be a drag on the travelers. The love theme is palpably distraught as she silently bids her family goodbye and wanders from their hut out into the snow. The Basque witnesses this, but says nothing. The music turns funereal as Ariel collapses in the snow.

6. Troubled Times - Cello and harp play the love theme as the Bergsons give their matriarch a proper funeral and the Basque admits that he has also known loss, as with the death of his wife. However, this pause has given the Germans a chance to catch up, the music taking on a darker character.

7a. Setting Out - One is unsure where this brief cue of xylophone and pounding horns was meant to go.

7b. Pursuit - The Germans have set up a barricade, stifling the heroes’ efforts. Electronics augment the worried-sounding strings before leading into a frantic passage for xylophone and flutes as one of the soldiers spies the professor stepping from behind a tree. Gun drawn, the young soldier approaches him before being felled by the Basque. Low end piano finishes the cue off.

8. Battle Sequence - The family attempts to get past the German-guarded bridge. Lewis provides a tense yet rousing accompaniment of snare, percussion and horns as Paul struggles to cross the underside of the bridge (it was likely assumed that the rushing water under the bridge would’ve drowned out the music and so, the last minute of the cue is not heard in the film).

9. Anguish - The Basque knifes another German, the action cue highlighted by xylophone and hints of the main theme. The music rumbles along as Leah gets behind the wheel of an enemy truck. It's not long before a nosy soldier meets his end at the hands of the Basque. 

10a. Chase - Paul sprays a group of soldiers with gunfire, effecting an escape and allowing the action music to operate at a faster pace.

10b. Get Them - Having been stripped of his ranks for his overzealous nature, Von Berkow swears to capture the Bergsons despite the family being protected by having made it into Spain. From a snowy peak, the Basque teases Von Berkow by yelling out German phrases, hoping to draw his fire and cause an avalanche on the hapless officer. The majority of the music was dialed out of the film but, as heard here, this would’ve made a driving suspense cue, complete with a frenzied coda for Von Berkow being buried in the snow.

11. Nightmare - The Basque and the surviving Bergsons have settled in the farmer’s cabin. However, a bloodied Von Berkow has caught up with them, eerie, disorienting music (also dialed out) underscoring his gruesome massacre of the heroes…which turns out to be the officer’s death dream; he dies before any killing can take place.

12. Finale/Theme from The Passage - The love theme returns as the Bergsons say their goodbyes to the Basque. The melody continues in an exuberant string rendition over the end credits and one last shot of the Pyrenees.

14. Relaxing at Bordello - This source cue is not heard in the film. It is, more than likely, a first draft piece for the bordello scene. Given that the cue’s jaunty nature is at odds with the SS officers’ search, one can’t be surprised that the producers told Lewis to give it another go.

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Friday, May 30, 2025

Alf Clausen (1941-2025)

Anyone whose watched "The Simpsons" (the first decade, anyway) will no doubt be familiar with the underscoring and the songs, both of which (for the most part) were provided by Alf Clausen, who recently passed away. On the show, he also did witty arrangements of Danny Elfman's theme for the end credits.

But he was so much more than the people of Springfield. He provided music for TV shows such as "Moonlighting" and "ALF" ("No relation", he'd respond in regards to the title.) and served as an orchestrator for Ira Newborn (The Naked Gun, Dragnet) and Lee Holdridge (The Beastmaster, Splash). 

To this day, one can only wondering what was going through the heads of the people in charge - besides air - when Clausen was let go from "The Simpsons", which he helped define musically. Who knows?

In any event, he will be missed.



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Saturday, May 17, 2025

Nickel City Tinseltown: the History of Buffalo, NY Filmmaking (2025)

As a lifelong resident of Buffalo, New York and a lover of movies, of course I would be intrigued by a documentary that shines a light on the community of local talents making small movies and toiling away on bigger ones.

A number of movies were shot here over the years. (One of the big revelations of the documentary was that 1981’s Fear No Evil - which I had only been vaguely aware of - was partially shot in the area.) I knew about the likes of James Caan‘s Hide in Plain Sight (mentioned here) and the Burt Reynolds/Goldie Hawn romcom Best Friends (not mentioned), and it’s pretty popular knowledge that 1984’s The Natural was shot in town, the games filmed in what used to be the War Memorial Stadium, so it’s quite fortunate that this film gets a nod because, otherwise, that would’ve been a stunning failure of research.

Sadly, this town’s brushes with the creation of cinema were not all sunshine and lollipops. Notorious figures have made movies here as well, like an early-80s horror movie made by a pair of producer brothers who can quite frankly go fuck themselves and a late-90s drama written, directed by and starring a very controversial actor/musician that I have not yet seen, but I’m sure the supporting cast will lead me to that project at some point in the future. (both mentioned, by the way)

My favorite part of the documentary had to be the segment featuring Troma president/founder Lloyd Kaufman. Kaufman talking about shooting Poultrygeist and Return to Nuke’em High in the area was immensely entertaining as he had great love for the area and the local crews. Fun fact: I actually signed up to work as a production assistant on Poultrygeist, but the lack of a car and too much concern over my then-current job at the grocery store precluded that plan.

A handful of smaller movies have been filmed here, too, such as the Keanu Reeves as a criminal-trying-to-go-straight yarn Henry’s Crime and the community-gathering-together-to-repay-a-misappropriated-loan fable Manna from Heaven. (BTW, I have a very small role in the World War II drama Proud. I’m one of the people waving the mini American flags as the ship sets sail. Can you find me? I sure couldn’t. One long day of shooting and they misspelled my name in the end credits. That’s showbiz.)

However, the bulk of movies coming out from local filmmakers are other cheesy horror movies with titles like Killer Rack and Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast. Ultimately, my issue with the film is that it ends up swimming in a circle talking exclusively about such movies. A Quiet Place Part Two was partially shot on Grand Island. It would’ve been nice to hear about that or about the handful of Hallmark original movies that were shot here. Now, I’m not particularly proud of the fact that I’ve watched more than a few of my share of cheesy Lifetime Movie Network original movies, but I couldn’t help but notice a number of Buffalo landmarks and streets in a few of them. It would’ve been damn nice to hear about those movies (made as they were by Fred Olen Ray and his son).

Also, nothing about Guillermo Del Toro. Who knows if it was jealousy or genuine absentmindedness that got him left out of this, but when the first third of Crimson Peak is set here, albeit at the turn of the century, and the climax of Nightmare Alley sees its beleaguered protagonist running through what can only be City Hall, you give the guy a mention.

Ending on a personal note: The summer of 2015 saw me working from 1:30 to 10:00 at a call center job, an experience I would rather sacrifice a limb than ever have to repeat. I lived in Buffalo and the job was in Getzville, so, of course, I would have to take the freeway to and from. Because they were shooting the escape scene from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows on the 33, I would have to take a detour if I was gonna get home. I witnessed the bright lights they would need to shoot the scene and while it was something of an annoyance, it still left me kind of curious. A year later, I saw the scene as it played it out in the movie. I could not help but feel a child-like thrill at seeing part of my hometown on the big screen as I quite often do. (No points for guessing if this scene is mentioned.)

Overall, not a bad documentary (and the fact that I saw it for free was a minor plus), but, at the end of the day, kind of a disappointment.

***/5

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Monday, May 05, 2025

Well, my chestnut about January 6th and laxatives and Republican Congresspeople got me bumped up to a seven-day ban from Reddit, so as I see it, one of two things needs to happen:

a) I need to learn to be less sensitive about the stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid things being done by our current government.

-or-

b) Somebody needs to do a clean sweep of these corrupt assholes, cause that first one ain’t ever fucking happening.

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