I know that I said that coronavirus talk would be kept to a minimum here, but it's something I'd been thinking about.

I'm still a virgin and nothing has changed that. Corona has, more or less, put an end to sex anyway, but let's just say - for the sake of argument - that this virus never made it to America; completely died in the crib. Would I have ever lost my virginity?

With all the misinformation and nonsense that's been spread...if no one is willing to give him a .38 millimeter facial, does this country even deserve to survive?