As an aspiring writer, it's not always easy to develop the awesome ideas swimming around my head, but there is a way to be sure that the stuff happens in my stories at or near the points it's meant to happen. Behold:

Let this helpful chart be your guide to writing screenplays. See you at the movies.

Having wasted an otherwise perfectly cromulent Friday night on an early screening of a movie set to hit theaters tomorrow, I have a headline for anyone looking to get a review up:

Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard: Bad Enough to Kill Any Boner You Had for Salma Hayek in the Last Twenty-Five Years

Sad, but true.