I suppose I could make my own.

Weeks ago, I discovered a Reddit thread featuring the Futurama Font Generator. With it, you can create the show title and a jokey subtitle or (as a number of us in the thread did) generate quotes from the show. Mine was "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"'s: "Our sons have committed burglary! One of the worst and coolest of crimes!"

Curiosity led me to discover what can only be called a shit-ton of Font Generators. I discovered one from IHOP and while I haven't eaten there in years, I only have one thing to say about that place: