“You know how it feels when McDonald's says you're not good enough to make the french fries?"

Behold, my latest foray into seeking employment (yes, I lost that awesome job I had last month...or, to be more correct, it was stolen from me):

Not sure why I had to be so truthful in the section about assessing my personality. I’ll know to lie my ass off if (God forbid) I find myself unemployed this time next year.