A few weeks ago, I ordered a tuna sub combo from a sandwich place. When I got there, not only was the dining room open - in the midst of a fucking pandemic - but they hadn't even started making my order and I had to wait amongst the customers who were also waiting for their to-go orders and well within six feet of each other.

Just yesterday, I ordered a tuna sub combo from a sandwich place. When I got there, not only was the dining section open - in the midst of a fucking pandemic - but the people in front of me, it turns out, seemed to not even be in line, even though I was in the 'pick up online orders' line.

If this is some kind of insidious ploy by the universe to get me to lose weight, kindly piss off. Guessing games are for children.

Things are a little shaky right now, what with everything still being shut down and me awaiting the results of a corona test that I'm very afraid will bear fruit.

Still, not all is dogshit. Just now, I found out that 1998's reboot of "Fantasy Island" is streaming. Not on Crackle, because having a Sony program on Sony's exclusive streaming service would be far too logical. The show is available on the online streaming service provided by Canadian network CTV. The point is that the show is finally available on streaming and - much like "Duckman" so many years ago - I plan to review the whole damn thing...if that test comes up negative, of course.