The battle between good and evil is a strange and befuddling thing. Just when Satan has God on the ropes with inept specialty soundtrack releases, sociopathic government officials, confusing work practices, body-destroying blood clots and not-guilty verdicts for gun-wielding, border-crossing weiner kids, God strikes back with a recipe for Cheddar Bay Biscuit Stuffing!

First thing to serve at my own place on Thanksgiving!*

Evil is never defeated as long as there's enough breath in good to fight back. Never forget that!

* - If I ever get my own place, that is.